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Forget the present I didnt get you one-Unknown If you were Jesus today would be Christmas. Hes opened every door for me so far and He will continue to do so for the rest of my life.

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Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.

. Youre now the wisest person I know. Mines right here so have a cry Although I cant imagine why. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it.

I thought Oh my gosh what if no sound comes out. Going to church doesnt make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. The rest are simply anniversaries of the day of a persons birth.

Funny Birthday Poems Happy Birthday to You todays your special day Id light the candles on your cake but it will probably just melt away. It will match your age. You are so blessed to be you and to share the amazing love of Jesus on your birthday.

I pray that you continue to live in the light of His gospel. I put down that I had 3 eggs but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs. We have bought two family-size cakes to be able to place all the candles that you have this day hahaha.

He drives the ball short into the water trap in front of the green. 120 Outrageously Hilarious Birthday Memes. Have fun and a blessed day.

Discover and share Happy Birthday Jesus Quotes. Funny Jesus Birthday Quotes May God answer all your prayers and make your life filled with happiness and joy. May God bless this day with more love than your heart can hold.

Jesus is up first. Dear friend Happy Birthday funny. Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes.

Discover and share Christian Birthday Quotes Funny. Happy Birthday dear friend. Its another lie and I dont understand why we had to invent this character.

There is still no cure for the common birthday. They stink more the older they get. I lied on my Weight Watchers list.

Caroline Rheas Funny Easter quotes. We have already solved your problem in the best way. Your friendship has touched all of us.

May God bless you. Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. We have over a hundred humorous greetings you can choose from if you want to make the birthday boy or girl laugh this special day.

Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it. With our humongous selection youre sure to find a special. Quotes about Jesus Birthday.

If it went by merit you would stay out and your dog would go in. If I tried to count up to your age today I would go hoarse. So Jesus being Jesus walks on the water chips the ball onto the green and putts for par.

Funny Birthday Quotes. Heaven goes by favor. May every day of your life bring glory to the name of Jesus.

Most people outside of America wont get it. Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old. Mar 14 2021 - Explore Celeste Strandbergs board Jesus Funny followed by 163 people on Pinterest.

You were educated in. Birthdays are like cheese. They step up to a par 3.

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year but I used the wrong paper. Have a great day and year ahead. If youre looking for funny birthday memes for your friends and loved ones youre in the right place.

Even though God has already brought you to a ripe old age may He bless you with so many more years of life that people will praise Him whenever they speak of you. Birthdays are like vacations. I hope you bring glory to Jesuss name every day.

Its the Easter bunny. On your birthday let your heart leap for joy and praise God with song Psalm 287. Birthday cake calories dont count.

Happy birthday-Unknown Two secrets on your birthday. Do not think about the worst. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.

Jesus Moses and an old man are playing golf. Friend I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you. I hope you have an excellent time in the company of yours.

Happy birthday-Unknown Happy birthday. I hope you have a great birthday and may God continue to shower you with all his blessings and make your life amazing. Theres really only one true birthday.

BIRTHDAY QUOTES ABOUT AGE. Happy Birthday Jesus Loves You Great people like you deserve all the best blessings in this world. With age comes wisdom.

Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old funny easter quotes funny easter sayings and funny easter proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources. See more ideas about funny christian humor bones funny. I am grateful to God for your existence.

On your birthday wishing you every ounce of happiness dear friend. Dont fret because youre one year older But if you need a caring shoulder. On your birthday remember that you were wonderfully made by God and rejoice in his love.

Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays. Funny Easter Sayings and Quotes. Happy birthday I hope you have an excellent time.

We offer funny birthday quotes about aging ones that are famous and ones that are inspirational but funny. Forget the past you cant change it. May God shine light upon the roads of your life always.

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. See the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. From birth I have relied on you.

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